Jensen !!! :-D

Trying to figure out Twitter and I'm noticing an odd growth on my shoulder. #Weird pic.twitter.com/wT96G7Sd5g

— Jensen Ackles (@JensenAckles) August 28, 2014

Interviewer: Where can you see yourself in 10 years? Me: A mirror...
— Samuel L Jackson (@SamuelLJaackson) August 23, 2014

Big Bang Theory !!!

Leonard: You'll never guess what just happened.
Sheldon: You went out in the hallway, stumbled into an inter-dimensional portal, which brought you 5,000 years into the future, where you took advantage of the advanced technology to build a time machine, and now you're back, to bring us all with you to the year 7010, where we are transported to work at the think-a-torium by telepathically controlled flying dolphins?
Leonard: No. Penny kissed me.
Sheldon: Who would ever guess that?

Your mistake should be your motivation, not your excuses.

— Cahra Balding (@CahraBalding) July 7, 2014

Don't Cry

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.”
                                                             ― Dr. Seuss
www.hypersmash.com/dreamhost/

B Strong !!!

You never realise how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have...

                                                                                                                      Bob Marley 

Chat while working

An employee was chatting on the web seriously with a lady called Amy. Manager walks into his cube and asks...

Manager: Can you write me a program for sorting the float values.

Employee (Steve): I am kind of busy with another job. I will be able to give you the complete program by tomorrow.
.......Back to chat......

Steve: Sorry for late reply!!! My stupid boss was here.

Amy: Bosses are really pain right?

Steve: Yep!! They are pain in...

Amy: Can you do me a favor darling.

Steve: I am for you honey.

Amy: Can you write me a program to sort float.

Steve: Oh honey!! It's on my finger tips....Here you go.

Amy: Dude!!! that is what I asked you at your cubicle.